Browsed by
Category: Fun

Zootopia, Something For Everyone

Zootopia, Something For Everyone

8

Zootopia is definitely one of the best animations I have ever watched. Forget about all the other animation movies and have a look at this new and captivating saga that unfolds in the animal kingdom. It is believed that rabbits cannot not make in the police force and one smart female rabbit is about to prove everyone wrong as he endeavors on a quest to make her dreams come true. Even her parents do not believe in her but is going to do whatever it takes to be a policewoman. Growing up she was taught to never trust the foxes as they were both cunning and dangerous but she manages to make a friend out of one of smartest foxes in town. You will love how the story unfolds and we are taken onto a full drama of twists and turns to find what hails the animal kingdom.

If you grew up reading animal farm then this is the movie for you. I love how the producers have done a good job in creating the characters that will both inspire you and entertain you. It is one of those movies that change your perception about life and makes you want to be a better man. I love how the fox and the rabbit work together despite their differences to cure what ails the kingdom. You will love the twist and turn as the most unlikely animal is found to be the one responsible for what is happening to the city. In this movie am quite sure you will love the graphics as well as the plot of the movie. Most of the critics agree that this is an amazing and deserves the thumbs up for being such an inspiration for those who want to chase their dreams.

Funny 911 emergency Call

Funny 911 emergency Call

6

I know you love your dad so much but once you on the internet you find out how cruel the world can be. The internet is filled with dad jokes that will surely have your ribs cracking. Some dads might one of the most confused species on earth. No offence but some of our dads are clueless although they claim to know a lot of things for instance I came across this amazing joke that left me in stiches. The wife is having some labor pains and the husband decides to call for help from an emergency hotline. The responder on the other line seems to be a funny man according to the type of answers he gives to this man

Operator: 911 what is your emergency

Dad: How to you deliver a baby my wife is in labor

Operator: Are you the first born?

Dad: No am the husband

How funny could that be. Such are the jokes you find on the internet of clueless dads who are looking for help but some evil person decides to mess with them telling them something straight from the blue. Ever heard about the dad joke, where me and my siblings were having breakfast and decided to talk about dad jokes. My dad being the person he is stands up and says in my life I have only managed to make 4 dad jokes and they are sitting here right in front me. That is one hell of a dad joke; I was left laughing my ass off as he stood up and went to his room. Don’t we just love our fathers and the amazing jokes they put on the table. Am sure after this, you will be goggling for more daddy jokes

If You Have Stickers On Your Car Don’t Read This

If You Have Stickers On Your Car Don’t Read This

5

Do you know whatever you keep as your bumper sticker tells a lot about your character? As you drive daily you will meet some people with some of the weirdest bumper stickers. Just the other day I was driving by and saw a guy who had a bumper sticker written “do you know how many donuts can fit on my dick” Dude that is too much information and no one cares about your dick. Come to think of it what were you doing with donuts that you figured out the number of dicks that can fit in your dick? I don’t give a damn about you and your dick so there is no point of you showing such to the whole world. This just shows how stupid and dumb you are.

Some other stickers may scare you away like one I saw written my kid can stab your honor roll student. Dude that s scary and I wouldn’t want my son anywhere new your kid. That shows how you and your pathetic son are a bunch of idiots. Some of the stickers I have seen are hilarious like one I saw that says “Keep honking buddy am reloading.” That sticker got me going nuts and I almost shit in pants since it was so funny. One of the best stickers I have seen was one written “don’t laugh your daughter might be here” These are the kind of stickers that can make one insane. Imagine finding your daughter in such a car. We have to be careful with what we put as our bumper stickers as it gives the world a wrong impression about us. Some of the stickers might be funny but other people will surely take them too seriously.

Tinder, Tricks And Tips Lads

Tinder, Tricks And Tips Lads

4

Hope your tinder experience was not worse compared to mind. Tinder has been known to be the ultimate hook up place for this golden generation. If you find yourself lonely and looking for a fast hookup then be sure to join tinder where all the magic happens. It is a place where all the gorgeous babes hang out and are looking to be laid. Am sure you will find the perfect match on tinder as it matches you with people who are around. I remember my first experience on tinder where I met this hot lady and we immediately hooked up the next day. It may seem crazy but I guarantee that you will have a nice time once you join tinder.

Most people don’t have amazing hook up lines that can immediately sweep ladies of their feet. I am here to give a guide on how to make sure that you get laid once you visit tinder. The first thing you do after you get a match make sure you compliment them on their looks. Ladies love a guy who makes them feel beautiful. That compliment will come in handy as you want to sway the lady your way. Make sure you find out how their day is doing. This makes them think that you care but you and only you know what you are after. After complimenting them and knowing about them try to say something sexy and see how the lady reacts. If she accepts the sexy tone maybe you should try to make her comfortable so that she can earn your trust. Once she has already earned your trust go for the kill. Make sure you do not sound obvious so that you may not chase them away. Am sure by the end of the week you will be laid.

Meeting the Parents, Pros And Cons

Meeting the Parents, Pros And Cons

3

The worst nightmare you could give to a guy is inviting him to go meet your parents. No one in the world wants to meet your parents and we are not yet married. It is the hardest thing ever to happen to the male species. Meeting your parents suggests that our relationship is flourishing and we need to take it to the next level. I am not ready for that shit and will only meet your parent when am sure you are the one. Most girls don’t see how awkward it is asking a guy to go meet their parents. You will give a guy a heart attack when such a question is asked. I have never been clueless in my life when it comes to meeting my chick’s parent.

First of all am torn apart on what to wear. Should I wear something casual or wear something official. Well come on this is not a job interview but it sure sounds like one. The other thing am worried is if the parents will think whether am good enough for you. For starters I do not have a job and the first impression your parents will have towards me is that I don’t take life seriously. It occurred to me that am also supposed to know what your parents like in order to avoid those awkward moments at the dinner table. You know how old folks are with their myriads of questions and forcing you to comment on things you have no idea about. It is true that I love you but do you think that me meeting your parent is the best idea right now. Am quite sure we need some time and once we are sure we can as well make both our parents meet.

The coolest President US Ever Had

The coolest President US Ever Had

1

Barrack Obama has done a good job as the president of the most powerful country in the world. Many claim that he will be remembered as one of the coolest presidents to ever occupy the White House, This young man has inspired many into making their dreams come true. As the country counts down to the election date many are wondering whether Hillary Clinton will take over from him. The presidential race is a tight one and one cannot say whoever will win it at this time. Hillary Clinton seems the favorite to clinch the top seat but it is too early to push Donald Trump aside. Whatever happens between now and November will come in handy in deciding who the next president of this beloved country of ours will be.

As a voter it is better to try and see who has the interests of the people at hand. Hillary Clinton wants to be first woman president and am trying to figure out will stop her from achieving this feat. Hillary Clinton has done a good job in previous posts and has a resume that can leave you envious. On the other side Donald Trump has the charm that can help him carry the day. Am not into politics but am sure we are in for a good fight as these two strong leaders go head to head. Going back to Barack Obama being the first black president came with its challenges but he was able to prove the doubters wrong. Many give him credit for his policies that include improving the health care system and many others. When you look at what the next president has to do in order to feel the shows of the outgoing president, leaves the voter with a lot to look forward to.

Why You Can’t Be A Dad And A Dude In The Same Time

Why You Can’t Be A Dad And A Dude In The Same Time

2

Ever come across guys who are not good around kids, the guy walks into the room and literally the baby starts crying. Dude if you are one of those guys you should consider getting some birth control measure since parenthood is not just meant for you. I have a friend who swears he will never have kids since the thought of have kids around the house just drives him nuts. He is one of those guy who you can never count on when you want to someone to look over your kids when you are not around. To some of these guys taking care of kids is like going to a calculus class or doing some chemistry involving the periodic table.

If you are so poor around kids you should surely go see a specialist. It might be a result of a poor relationship between you and your folks. It is not only guys who have problems in taking care of kids but some ladies also have a hard time when it comes to kids. Am sure you have that sister who is always avoiding kids and hates the idea of settling down and having kids. You might think am kidding but statistics show that most ladies have a hard time when it comes to talking care of other peoples kid. You might wonder what could be the problem and you need a manual to make sure you take care of that kid. For all the stay at home dads who take care of their kids may the lord bless you. If you are a lady and looking for a guy to marry please make sure he is amazing around kids to save you the hustle in the future.